73-73-3 brings.... 7-8-1...
- TB -13 vs. Oakland - man I jumped on Houston's bwagon last week and saw Oakland rise up. Why in the fuck did I ever, ever, ever do that. I'm so gullible. Im a rube extreme. Still, TB hasn't cached in completely yet have they? They prolly have, but whatev.
- GB -10.5 v. Detroit - GB doesn't want to lose to Det at home, even if Det. is desparate. This is one funny/sorry-ass game. 0-16. GB, make it happen. Oh, and they will... they will.
- Dallas +1.5 @ Philly - I fucking love this line. I eat it for lunch. Dallas is just fine thank you. They played a kick ass Baltimore team last week. Asside from those 2 freak running plays, their D is solid as shit, blitz crazy, and they will SMASH philly and do great in the playoffs. I LOVE this line.
- GMen +7 @ Minny - I love this too. I'd take GMEN money line, regardless of who isn't playing and the need-to-win Minny mentality.
- Chicago +2.5 @ Houston - antoher line I love. Fuck houston, they're sickly bad.
- NO +3 vs. Carolina - sorry to say Carolina is doomed.
- ATL -14 vs. St Louis
- KC +3 @ Cincy - true garbage time. Aint playin for coach's job - they both gone. Avoid.
- Jax +12.5 @ Baltimore - whatever. Avoid big time. Jax is fucking embarrasing. D Crohns Disease Loose Bowell Gerrard REALLY should be out of a job next year. This fucking stout little meat head is really one of the worst QBs in the league. God, that shit for brains performance against the Colts was really embarrasing. He let his team down, showing himself as the week link on that squad. Can that fool. Can him NOW and god forbid any other team should give him a shot. He truly is worse than Byron Sandwich. Sick in bed, wanting some entertainment, I witnessed the most cringe worthy game of the year so far. And Gerrard is to blame. Awful. Just awful. Belongs on a college team with a small head like that.
- Ten -3 @ Indi - I really have no idea. Dungy Im sure will throw in the towel. He's never learned his lesson and why would he start this year. Ten is in for a HUGE let down but Dungy just can't resist giving up, no matter what. Dungy is awful. This could be on of the sloppiest games of the year and won't help either team do well in the playoffs.
- Pit -11 vs Cleve - gross game. I hate Pitt. I hate Mike Tomlin. I hate Ben Booger. I hate Pitts fans. I hate Pitt.
- Miami +2.5 @ Jets - really? Vegas thinks the Jets will somehow come back to win this when they are verily out of the playoffs anyway? Favre is done. Mangini should be done. Jets will be awful next year, much as they always really were this year. Somehow they beat the Titans.... Miami is more for real than you can ever know. The oddsmakers must be Pats fans. Same Pats fan writers that love to rip on Miami as the bastard child of their beloved division. Im rooting so hard for the Dolphins here you have no idea. Fuck you New England. I'll be delighted and savor every syllable in the coming weeks as I listen to every sports writer in NFC/AFC East lovin America bitch that the NFL is broken after the Pats miss the playoffs.
- New England -6 @ Buff - that said, the Pats do belong in the playoffs. All the sweeter that they miss em.
- Arizona -6.5 vs SEA - have fun next year Jim Mora Jr. Jim, you suck, and look vaguely like McNulty in "The Wire."
- SFO -3 vs. WAS
- SD -8 vs. Denver
80-81-4 going into playoffs. Ugly. That means after commission I'd be down about 11.25 units of bet, like, if I bet 100 a game every line I picked I'd be down 1125 bones.
Playoff Edition:
I really would like to take all the road teams, (all favorites), here, but I just won't. Seems too easy and there figure to be some unexpected results.
- Cards +2.5 vs. Falcs - too many people dumping on cards. Seems too obvious here doesn't it.
- Indi -1 @ Chargers
- Baltimore -3 @ Miami - favorite line of the week
- Vikes +3 vs. Philly - We'll im not picking more than 2 road faves, sorry...